Astronomy 210, Fall Semester 2009
Cuesta College, San Luis Obispo, CA
(San Luis Obispo Campus)
Astronomy 210 In-class activity 14: OBAFGKM Poetry Slam
Students were instructed to use at least OBAFGKM, and/or part or all of the additional OBAFGKMRNSC or OBAFGKMLT extensions to individually write an original, coherent and an appropriate (nothing worse than "PG-13" rated!) mnemonic, and to give a rousing reading of their OBAFGKM mnemonic poem for the class.
Oh, Booze And Food Gets Kids Merry
--S. A.
Oh Boy, A Flying Gorilla Killed Ma!
--S. A.
Oh Buddy, Astronomy Frequently Gives Killer Migraines
--M. A.
Ouch! Bees Are Finally Gonna Kill Me.
--K. B.
Obama Bankrupts America; Fact. Gets KGB Membership.
--L. B.
Overweight Bats Are Fighting Gorillas in the Kona Mountains
--H. C.
Oo Bama Asked for Gorilla King Meat
--R. C.
Ogres Bite Americans For Giants Kill Monks
--H. C.
Obese Black women Are Frickin' Great Kitchen Moms
--B. D.
Obese Blue Aliens Fight Gassy Killer Medications
--J. E.
Oh Boy, Anyone Feeling Grumpy? Kinda? Maybe?
--M. F.
Only Betray A Friend if you're Going Krazy Man!! it's Really Not So Cool.
--L. G.
Only Bad Ass Fighters Get Killer Marks Like Tigers
--L. G.
Otter Babies Are Fluffy Giant Killer Machines
--A. G.
Oh Brother! A Fake Green Killer Mantaray!
--M. H.
Outnumbered British Admirals Fight Gallantly Killing Many Rebellious New Seamen
--M. H.
Open Before Another Fairy Gnome Kicks Me
--E. J.
Only Bewildered Astronauts Fear Ghenghis Khan's Machete
--B. J.
Octoberfest Beers Are Freakin Good @ Keeping Me Lightly Trashed
--J. J.
Octopus-Bears Are Freakin' Great Killing Machines
--K. J.
Our Bees Are Ferocious Ghosts! Killing Me...Like Tycho!
--C. K.
Only Bad-A**es For Governor, 'Kay Man?
--N. K.
On Blankets Are Flying Geese Kicking Mud
--B. L.
Oh Boy A Fat Guy Kicked Me
--J. M.
Obnoxious Bretheren Amplified Following Gallons of Killer Margaritas
--A. M.
One Big Astronomy Final. God Kill Me.
--P. M.
Obviously Bars Are For Gathering Kinky Moms
--T. M.
Octopuses Back Away From Gigantic Kayaks Mysteriously
--B. P.
Offering Beer At Family Gatherings Killed Mom
--L. P.
"Only Bears Are Fully Godless Killing Machines," Reports Newsman Stephen Colbert, Later Tonight.
--I. P.
Only Big Asteroids Force Giant Killer Monsoon
--J. R.
On Birthdays, A Fat Gut Kicks Me
--J. R.
Oh Be A Freakin' Guy, Kill Mice Lighting TNT!
--J. R.
Only Big Ass Funky Gorillas Kick Monkeys
--T. S.
Orangutans Bully All Furry Gorillas Kissing Monkeys
--R. S.
Oaring Back and Forth, Gallic King McFinnigan Returned North
--M. S.
Orange Belugas Assume Fred Gives Killer Makeovers
--D. S.
Outrageous Bitches Always Feel Good Killing Men
--T. S.
One Ballistic Angry Farmer Grew Killer Melons!!!
--M. S.
Oh Baby A Few Gushers Kindly More
--N. T.
Only Bob And Fred Go Kayaking Mondays
--N. T.
Only Bitchin' Acronyms Form Gnarly Knowledgeable Minds
My Krazy Glue Fixes All Broken Objects
--A. W.
Orange Bees Ally Free Giants Killing Mankind
--P. W.
Oak Branches Are Fairly Good at Killing Me
--M. Z.
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