Cuesta College, San Luis Obispo, CA
(San Luis Obispo Campus)
Astronomy 210 In-class activity 14: OBAFGKM Poetry Slam
Students were instructed to use at least OBAFGKM, and/or part or all of the additional OBAFGKMRNSC or OBAFGKMLT extensions to individually write an original, coherent and an appropriate (nothing worse than "PG-13" rated!) mnemonic, and to give a rousing reading of their OBAFGKM mnemonic poem for the class.
Old Broads Age Fast, Get Kind Mean Like Teens
--M. A.
Our Beers Are For Getting Kinda Messy! Right Now She's Clobbered
--A. A.
Oh Brah, A Fresh Grassy Killer, Mavericks Ruins New Surfers' Careers
--C. A.
Obama Bragged About Forgetting George Bush's Keys Monday
--A. C.
Oh Boy Another Full Glimpse (of a) Killer Moon Last Thursday
--S. C.
On Beaches A lot of Fish Get Killed Mmmm.
--A. D.
Only Bad Angels Fall Gently Killing Morons Like Tom
--D. D.
Outrageous Bakeries Alter Five Golden Krumble Muffins
--J. D.
(this) Old Banana Almost Feels Good...(but) Kinda Mushy
--D. D.
Only Big Apples Find Greedy Kids' Mouths
--E. E.
Only Berries Ate From Girls Kill Men
--S. F.
Our Boys Annoy Foreign Girls, Kissing Madly
--K. F.
Only Baked Arangatangs [sic] Find Great Kitchen Munchies
--P. G.
Obama Banning Americans From Guns, Kiss My Large Testicles
--T. G.
Oh Brother Another Fat Girl Kicked Me Last Tuesday
--I. H.
Oh Brother! Again, Father's Gonna Kiss Mother. That's Nasty!
--M. H.
Oh Boy! Antelopes Fly Gyrating Kites Mirthfully
--D. H.
Outrageously Bad Acting Forms Genuine Killer Mimes
--C. H.
Only Because Another Friend Gree Kindly Moved out Last Time
--J. J.
Obama Bought Anti Fire Guarding Kitchen Utensils
--I. K.
Oreos Bought At Food-4-Less Get Kindly Murdered
--Z. K.
Only Big Animals Farm Grey Koalas Majestically
--T. K.
Only Bomb Astronomers Find Giant Killer Moons
--N. K.
Old Beezies And Fat Girls Know Me
--A. K.
Obviously, Boys Always Follow Girls Killer Muffins
--D. L.
Only Burgers And Fries Gonna Keep Me Light'n Toasty
--N. L.
Often Blondes Are Flammable Guiding Kites, Many Lightning Toasts
--K. L.
Oh Boy, Another Furious Gorilla Kicked Me
--C. L.
Only Boxes Are For Girls (that) Kidnap Men
--D. M.
Obama Better Act Fast on George W's Killer Mess
--J. M.
Oh Boy Another Fun Game of Kings, Man!
--S. M.
Obama Begged Armed Forces (to) Go Kill My Redneck Neighbor (in) South Central
--J. M.
Oh Boo! A Fat Goat Kicked Me.
--J. M.
Only Bald Angry Farmers Get Knudsen Milk
--J. P.
Obese Baby Alligators Form Gangs, Killing Many
--T. P.
Oh-Bama Ate Frozen Gorillas, Kangaroos (and) Monkeys
--M. P.
Oscar Better Always Fly Green Kites, Man
Only Bad-Ass Females Get Kisses Mucho
--D. P.
Orange Beanbags Are For German Kings Making Ridiculous Non-Scientific Claims
--J. P.
Only Bright Astronomers Find Giant Killer Martians
--F. R.
Orange Bobcats Always Fight Gigantic Killer Monkeys Riding Nigerian Sand Camels
--R. S.
Oscar Buys Apples From Good, Kind Merchants
--A. S.
Our Bikinis Aren't For Going Kayaking Monday
--C. S.
Over Break A Freak Gave Kim Mono
--E. S.
Old Bitches Are F-ing Good Knitters, Man
--E. S.
Old Bad A** Farmers Grow Killer Mangos
--A. T.
Only Big Angry Females Get Kind Men
--T. T.
Out Back After Football Games Kids Make Loud Noise Towards Rivals
--K. T.
Ouch Bro A Freaking Gorilla Kung fu'ed Me Last Thursday
--K. W.
Other Beings Arrived From Green Knarred Moons
--N. W.
One Bright Asteroid's Fire Glow Keeps Moving Rapidly Near Southern California
--S. W.
Oh Baby, All Foreign Guys Kill Me
--S. W.
Only Big Angry Ferocious Gangly Kangaroos Make Cookies
--C. Z.
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