Astronomy 210, Spring Semester 2010
Cuesta College, San Luis Obispo, CA
(San Luis Obispo Campus)
Astronomy 210 In-class activity 14: OBAFGKM Poetry Slam
Students were instructed to use at least OBAFGKM, and/or part or all of the additional OBAFGKMRNSC or OBAFGKMLT extensions to individually write an original, coherent and an appropriate (nothing worse than "PG-13" rated!) mnemonic, and to give a rousing reading of their OBAFGKM mnemonic poem for the class.
Oscar Bails Apples from Gorillas Kicking Monkeys
--B. A.
Obama Brings Animated Fun Grommit Kook Mam
--J. A.
Olga Bakes Alfred Flaming Gecko Knees Manly
--K. A.
Orlando Bloom: Another Famous Guy Keeping Mullets Looking Trendy...
--N. B.
Out Beat A Fun Games of Kings Mug
--N. B.
Owlbears Beat A Freakin' Goblin Killing Min-max'd Rogue Ninja Scout Cut-purse
--E. B.
Obama Banishes Aliens For Good Karma, Man
--J. B.
Oh Baby, A Fat Giraffe Killed Me!
--E. B.
Oh Boy A Fierce Godzilla Killed Me
--M. C.
Oh Boy, Another Facking Gandalf Killed Me
--A. C.
Off Beat Adventure Freaks Get Killer Mullets
--C. C.
Oven Baked Apricots Feed Great Knowledgeable Manly-men
--L. D.
Only Bugs Avoid Fighting Giant Kittens (Mice Too!)
--M. D.
Only Big And Freaky Girls Kiss Me Like That
--D. D.
Our Big TV Allows Fat Grampa Kyle More Lazy Time
--A. D.
Old Bart Ate Four Giant King Meals
--J. D.
Oh Brother, A Fat Guy Killed My Last Taco
--B. D.
Our Basement Always Floods, Given Kentucky's Many Rainstorms
--A. E.
Only Ben And Fernando Get Kix Mom
--K. E.
Oppenheimer Bohr Ampere Faraday Gauss Kepler Maxwell
--B. F.
Only Big And Fat Guys Kiss Me
--T. F.
Orange Bananas Are Fruit Getting Kind of Mutated
--G. F.
Only Big Anchovies Feel Great with Ketchup and Mayonnaise
--M. G.
Only Bad Ass Freaks Get Kitty Mane
--W. G.
Oh Be A Fantabulous Girl Kook Me Rice aNd Shrimp
--B. H.
Oh Brother Astronomy Frazzles Great Keen Minds Remembering Newton Springs Consternation
--J. H.
Oatmeal Bars Are Fantastically Good... Kinda MMMMmmm
--B. H.
Oprah Bought Acid For Guilty Killer MILFs
--D. H.
Obama Blazes All Fantastic Green Keef Multiple Rounds Never Sharing Chronic
--J. H.
Only Beasts And Ferocious Giants Kill Men
--S. H.
Oh Beware A Freaky Guy Killed Me
--C. J.
Occasionally, Beastly Apes Find Goats as Killer Mates :)
--K. J.
Old Bums Are Fairly Gentle Kind Men
--J. K.
Only Beer Attracts Females Giving Keg Money
--S. K.
Out Before Amanda Finals Grabig(?) and Kills Me
--E. L.
Orange Bananas Are For Giving Growling Killer Monkeys Running Naked Smoking Cannabis
--K. L.
Over Board Again Friend, Go "Kick-It" Man
--C. M.
Only Bees And Flies Go 'Kasplat' Making Really Nice Splatter Constellations!!!
--J. M.
Orange Baboons Angrily Fight Giant Kangaroos Mysteriously
--C. M.
Only Blind Automotive Fans Give Kias Magnficent Reviews, Not Serious Car-lovers
--D. M.
Oh Boy Astronomers Finals Give Killer Migraines
--M. M.
Oh Boy Another Four Games, Kill Me
--R. M.
Only Because Alice Frequently Grew Kingly Mustaches
--S. M.
OK, Basically A Fat Guppy Killed Me
--C. N.
Oozing Blood, Awkwardly Flowing, Gone, Killed Mirthlessly
--K. O.
On Base Astronomers Find Good Kuiper Measurements
--M. P.
Only Bad Astronomers Forget Generally Known Mnemonics
--J. P.
On Board A Flight Getting Kids Money
--M. P.
Our Big Ant Farm Gained Kilo Meter
--J. R.
One Big Ass Fire God Kona's Murdered
--A. R.
Oh Be Alert For Giant Killer Monkeys Lighting Torches
--R. R.
Obama and Biden Are Friendly Guys Killing Millionaires
--J. R.
Only Beer Awesomely Fills Giant Kegs Man
--T. R.
Orange Band-aids After Fighting a Green Killer Monster Look Tacky
--M. R.
Old Basketball Athletes Finance Great King's Money Like Trash
--J. S.
Olive Baskets At Family Gatherings Kause Measles
--G. S.
Oh Brother, Another Freaking Gorilla Knocked Me Right Next to the Scorpius Constellation
--A. S.
Only Brawlers And Fighters Get Kicked Maliciously
--D. S.
Old Beers Are For Ghost King Mustafa
--T. S.
Orangutans Bark At Fat Girls who Kill Monkeys
--J. S.
Oh Barack, Always Flapping Gums and Kissing Monkeys' Little Tails
--A. S.
On Beaches A Flattering Girl Knows Me
--K. T.
Obama Barely Arouses Females Goodies with Kinky Methods
--P. T.
Oprah Battled A Ferocious Gladiator Kicking Massive Rocks Near Salonius' Coconuts
--A. V.
Only Boys Allowed, For Girl Kisses Mean Receiving Nasty Sick Cooties
--G. G.
Overly Baked Apple Fragments Give Kamakazi Messages
--J. W. (1)
Obese Bats Are Fat, Goofy, Klutzy Mammals
--J. W. (2)
Obama Barack And Friends Gave Kickback Money
--J. Z.
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