Astronomy in-class activity: OBAFGKM poetry slam (SLO)

Astronomy 210, Fall Semester 2009
Cuesta College, San Luis Obispo, CA
(San Luis Obispo Campus)

Astronomy 210 In-class activity 14: OBAFGKM Poetry Slam

Students were instructed to use at least OBAFGKM, and/or part or all of the additional OBAFGKMRNSC or OBAFGKMLT extensions to individually write an original, coherent and an appropriate (nothing worse than "PG-13" rated!) mnemonic, and to give a rousing reading of their OBAFGKM mnemonic poem for the class.

Oh, Booze And Food Gets Kids Merry
--S. A.

Oh Boy, A Flying Gorilla Killed Ma!
--S. A.

Oh Buddy, Astronomy Frequently Gives Killer Migraines
--M. A.

Ouch! Bees Are Finally Gonna Kill Me.
--K. B.

Obama Bankrupts America; Fact. Gets KGB Membership.
--L. B.
Overweight Bats Are Fighting Gorillas in the Kona Mountains
--H. C.

Oo Bama Asked for Gorilla King Meat
--R. C.

Ogres Bite Americans For Giants Kill Monks
--H. C.

Obese Black women Are Frickin' Great Kitchen Moms
--B. D.

Obese Blue Aliens Fight Gassy Killer Medications
--J. E.

Oh Boy, Anyone Feeling Grumpy? Kinda? Maybe?
--M. F.

Only Betray A Friend if you're Going Krazy Man!! it's Really Not So Cool.
--L. G.

Only Bad Ass Fighters Get Killer Marks Like Tigers
--L. G.
Otter Babies Are Fluffy Giant Killer Machines
--A. G.
Oh Brother! A Fake Green Killer Mantaray!
--M. H.

Outnumbered British Admirals Fight Gallantly Killing Many Rebellious New Seamen
--M. H.

Open Before Another Fairy Gnome Kicks Me
--E. J.

Only Bewildered Astronauts Fear Ghenghis Khan's Machete
--B. J.
Octoberfest Beers Are Freakin Good @ Keeping Me Lightly Trashed
--J. J.

Octopus-Bears Are Freakin' Great Killing Machines
--K. J.
Our Bees Are Ferocious Ghosts! Killing Me...Like Tycho!
--C. K.

Only Bad-A**es For Governor, 'Kay Man?
--N. K.

On Blankets Are Flying Geese Kicking Mud
--B. L.

Oh Boy A Fat Guy Kicked Me
--J. M.

Obnoxious Bretheren Amplified Following Gallons of Killer Margaritas
--A. M.
One Big Astronomy Final. God Kill Me.
--P. M.

Obviously Bars Are For Gathering Kinky Moms
--T. M.

Octopuses Back Away From Gigantic Kayaks Mysteriously
--B. P.Offering Beer At Family Gatherings Killed Mom
--L. P.
"Only Bears Are Fully Godless Killing Machines," Reports Newsman Stephen Colbert, Later Tonight.
--I. P.
Only Big Asteroids Force Giant Killer Monsoon
--J. R.

On Birthdays, A Fat Gut Kicks Me
--J. R.

Oh Be A Freakin' Guy, Kill Mice Lighting TNT!
--J. R.

Only Big Ass Funky Gorillas Kick Monkeys
--T. S.

Orangutans Bully All Furry Gorillas Kissing Monkeys
--R. S.

Oaring Back and Forth, Gallic King McFinnigan Returned North
--M. S.

Orange Belugas Assume Fred Gives Killer Makeovers
--D. S.

Outrageous Bitches Always Feel Good Killing Men
--T. S.

One Ballistic Angry Farmer Grew Killer Melons!!!
--M. S.
Oh Baby A Few Gushers Kindly More
--N. T.

Only Bob And Fred Go Kayaking Mondays
--N. T.

Only Bitchin' Acronyms Form Gnarly Knowledgeable Minds
My Krazy Glue Fixes All Broken Objects
--A. W.

Orange Bees Ally Free Giants Killing Mankind
--P. W.

Oak Branches Are Fairly Good at Killing Me
--M. Z.

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